The Thing

Let me introduce you to The Thing. A ridiculous attire that came along with a gorgeous hat (one of my many weaknesses), and it's now just using my space. No, it is not as fluffy as it tries to look; no, it's definitely not like having a cat. It ain't good for anything, not even good as a stress ball. For as I already said, it's not fluffy. At all.

So, what the heck should I do with you?